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  • October 6Breaking news: ASB is not a cult. You're just not allowed to leave ASB once you join.
  • October 6Breaking news: Mr. Martinez is unbreakable. Half of his body is composed of metal.
  • October 6Breaking news: Mr. Gebeshian is actually that nice in real life.
  • October 6Breaking news: Ms. Clark-Reed is at Chipotle right now.
  • October 6Breaking news: Ms. Bedrousi is STILL a student at GHS.
  • October 3Breaking news: Ms. Caddell has mad dancing skills.
  • October 3Breaking news: Mr. O'Malley now has a full head of hair! (jk, he's still bald.)
  • September 24Breaking news: Our principal is not actually a wolf.
  • September 17Breaking news: Mr. Kirkwood and Mr. Benkovich are the same person!

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A Series of Unconstitutional Events

A Series of Unconstitutional Events

Jonathan Diaz, Staff Writer

October 16, 2020

To our misfortune, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a female Supreme Court Justice, has passed on. The search for a new nominee ended on September 26, and President Trump has introduced his nominee as Amy Coney Barrett. To the Trump Administration, Berrett is the perfect candidate for a replacement justice, but...

Never Again Means NEVER Again

Never Again Means NEVER Again

Rafayel Hovhannisyan, Staff Writer

October 6, 2020

On September 27, 2020, I woke up to startling news: my home country, the country I was born in, was being attacked by Azerbaijani forces. While many Armenians like myself saw this coming, the images that surfaced of kids hiding in bomb shelters and clouds of smoke near the city of Stepanakert were ve...

Things Get Messi for FC Barcelona

Things Get Messi for FC Barcelona

Levon Khalafyan, Staff Writer

October 2, 2020

August 25th, 2020 will always be remembered as one of the saddest and most nerve-wracking days for FC Barcelona fans all around the world.  Lionel Messi, arguably the greatest soccer player to ever exist, who holds almost every record in the game, informed Barcelona of his desire to leave the club th...

Similar to Popular Belief, Milk Is Still Pretty Good. But Is It a Masterpiece?

Similar to Popular Belief, Milk Is Still Pretty Good. But Is It a Masterpiece?

Winston Clark, Staff Writer

October 2, 2020

Milk is not just good; it is a godsend from cows. Other people may put off the benevolent beverage for its strange origins, but fear not, for I am here to convince you otherwise! Follow the path to enlightenment with me and you shall see what it means to be free. Some may claim that milk is “weird” or ...

Dishonor on You, Dishonor on Your Cow, Dishonor on Disney

Dishonor on You, Dishonor on Your Cow, Dishonor on Disney

Lizbeth Ochoa, Staff Writer

September 29, 2020

Disney recently released the live action movie, Mulan on Disney+. After waiting for so long, many were initially very excited. However, the live action remake was in many ways disappointing. A classic movie remake manages to create such an uproar and now stands for something horrible.  A large grou...

Deadly Gender Reveal Party Burns Down Half of California

Deadly Gender Reveal Party Burns Down Half of California

Elizabeth Nikol Sargsyan, Staff Writer

September 27, 2020

On September 7, 2020, a massive fire in Yucaipa was ignited by a pyrotechnic device that at first started as a minor bushfire--only to quickly turn into a devastating nightmare for many Southern Californians. As of September 20, the fire in Yucaipa, also known as the El Dorado Fire, has spread to a re...

John Boyega Criticizes Disney’s Fake Woke Agenda

John Boyega Criticizes Disney’s Fake Woke Agenda

Angela Ter-Martirosyan, Staff Writer

September 23, 2020

Recently, Star Wars actor John Boyega tossed heavy criticism towards Disney in an interview with GQ Magazine. Boyega felt his character had been sidelined, stating that “what I say to Disney is do not market a black character as important and then push them aside.” Some have dismissed the criticism, stating t...

Kanye Loves Interviews

Kanye Loves Interviews

Rafayel Hovhannisyan, Staff Writer

September 23, 2020

Kanye was back for a two-part interview with none other than former America’s Got Talent and Wildin’ Out presenter, Nick Cannon.  Trace William Cowen, a writer for the hip-hop related news company “Complex”, stated that, despite “no one asking for this, and despite the overwhelming sense that the worl...

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