Our Reviews Scale:
1 Stick of dynamite (A DUD): Stay away at all costs.
2 Sticks of dynamite (A FIZZLE): Not bad, but you can skip it.
3 Sticks of dynamite (EXPLOSIVE): You should check it out!
4 Sticks of dynamite (THE BOMB!): You cannot miss this! Go. Buy. Now.
Breaking News
- November 18Girls varsity volleyball team defeats Marin Academy, 3-1, to win CIF Division IV State Championship!
- November 2Girls varsity volleyball beats Moorpark, 3-0, to claim CIF SS Division 6 Championship!
- September 13Dr. Lynette Ohanian named GHS Principal! Her previous AP position will be filled by Ms. Jessica De La O!
- August 30Ms. Bedrousi's daughter just did the cutest thing! OMG, you guys!
- April 28Mr. Whithorne does not actually own a horn. His name is a lie.
- October 6Mr. Martinez is unbreakable. Half of his body is composed of metal.
- October 6Ms. Clark-Reed is at Chipotle right now.
- October 3Mr. O'Malley now has a full head of hair! (jk, he's still bald.)
- September 17Mr. Kirkwood and Mr. Benkovich are the same person.
